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- "Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love" Woody Allen
- "We know that more than seventy to eighty percent of women masturbate, and ninety percent of men masturbate, and the rest lie" Penn & Teller
- "I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own" Woody Allen
- "The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to dress up for it" Truman Capote
- "If God had intended for us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter" George Carlin
- "The only thing about masturbation to be ashamed of is doing it badly" Sigmund Freud
- "Intercourse with a woman is sometimes a satisfactory substitute for masturbation. But it takes a lot of imagination to make it work" Karl Kraus
- "Masturbation is to sex as philosophy is to reality" Karl Marx

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- "Marriage is like a game of bridge: if you don't have a good partner you'd better have a good hand" Anonymous Author
- "Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure" Anonymous Author
- "Every sperm is sacred, Every sperm is great. If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate" Anonymous Author

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